'This was her big mistake, her address was on the check': Cashier gets petty revenge on an entitled Karen, orders her a lifetime of magazine subscriptions as vengeance

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    Font - I got back at the rude Karen in my line.
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    Font - I was a grocery checker in the 90's. One day around noon I was working the 10 items or less/cash only express line that was used by many people who were just grabbing a quick sandwich for lunch so it was important to keep out people who had carts full of groceries. There was one other regular check-stand open across from me that had ONE person being checked out with a large cart full. I didn't have anyone in my line at the time.
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    Font - Karen pulls up to the other check-stand with a heaping cart and notices me standing there. She asks if I can check her out, I tell her "no, I'm sorry I have to be available for people grabbing lunch" Over the next 30 seconds she just stared at me and then pulled her cart up to my check-stand and started putting all of her things on my check-stand and says "you're not doing anything, you can check me out"
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    Font - so I was kind if stuck so I tried to check her out as fast as I could and didn't say much, and wouldn't you know it, pretty soon I had a line of about 5 people standing there with their sandwiches and cokes glaring at me.
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    Font - Remember it was a CASH lane so as I am finishing her order Karen takes out her CHECKBOOK and writes a check (mind you she didn't start writing it until I was about done, more delay.) This was her big mistake, her address was on the check.
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    Font - So on my lunch break I got the subscription cards from all the magazines and proceeded to subscribe her to just about every magazine we carried and I always checked the "2 years, bill me later" option, I even signed her up for the Columbia music club and I picked the very worst records.
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    Font - Weeks later when she started getting all of the mags and bills for them, there is no way she would connect it to the checker she was rude to, I was probably one in a long string of cashiers she was rude to. Winner- ME!
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    Font - rde42 1 day ago You missed signing her up to the Scientologists. She would still be trying to get rid of them now.
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    Font - ambarcapoor 14 hr. ago I save the crop the NRA and Scientology sends me and then use their envelopes to mail them each others stuff. I also stuff as much other coop as I can in there because they are charged by weight per envelope. It's petty, but it brings me great joy!
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    Human body - Sonny-Moone-8888 10 hr. ago I was going to say that. They will never leave you alone once they think you might have been interested at one time.
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    Font - Swampcrone 10 hr. ago Or Jehovah Witnesses.
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    Handwriting - Jackaroe023 - 1 day ago Ya shoulda sent her Jehovahs Witness stuff those people are relentless. You shoulda really blown her mind with two years of Playboy!!
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    Rectangle - _Dirty YoungMan_. 16 hr. ago I commented yesterday about how I got rid of the Jehovahs that would wake me up in the morning by one day answering the door in my underwear and they never came back.
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    Font - tanlladwyr2003 - 21 hr. ago I have the phone number of the guy that got me fired. I've been trying to figure out what I can do with that lol 21 ↓ Reply Share suvankha 20 hr. ago Make a Craigslist ad for 100 free goats with his number. Or something else outrageous for free. His phone will be ringing like crazy
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    Human body - Plane-Statement8166 23 hr. ago I still subscribe Karens to newsletters, catalogs and other junk mail. I just do it with their email address.
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    Font - nocultsforme OP 22 hr. ago I haven't done anything like that since, I am totally going to do it with emails now. Reply Share 10 Plane-Statement8166 21 hr. ago Not only will it remind you of the time you took down a Karen using USPS, it allows you to keep on doing it to deserving Karens.
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    Font - jubalee49 22 hr. ago Hahah i used to do this with my ex's email. Then I used all his grocery store loyalty points by putting the house phone number in (back before cell phones lol). Did that for three years 7 Reply Share marklar_the_malign 19 hr. ago You evil genius. Beautiful.
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    Facial expression - Specific Junket8083 22 hr. ago I did this to a guy who broke up with me in high school. My friends and I also signed him up all the free tampons we could send.
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    Human body - Mary707 20 hr. ago You should have signed her up with every military recruiter as well!
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